Say What!

So, the past few weeks have been crazy with insecurities. Yes, Masala Mami got hit hard this month. So there was the agent who told me that my face was too chubby. Um hello, I'd be in company of Katherine Heigl, Salma Hayek, America Ferrera, Mariah Carey, just to name a few. And isn't' that what make-up artists are for? Make those chins disappear ma'am or Queen, whichever you prefer.

Then there are the auditions I go to every week ending with,"Great job! But you don't fit what we're looking for." Puleeze, I'm an ethnically ambiguous woman in my 20's. I can play anything from a sultry Colombian drug smuggler to Kelly Kapoor's ditzy sister. Well thank god for friends for getting me out of my funk. Thanks Gossip Girl, perezhilton, Bacardi, gay porn, and KFC. What would I do without you guys?!