Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Quit, Quit, Quit

So, I'm planning to quit my job in the next few months. I know a smart decision considering the plunging economy. But I figure I'll have more time for my comedy and acting pursuits and less money for booze (that's good news for my liver!). Of course I have thought this over five million times, and have prompted tell all my friends and even strangers on the train about this life decision. Everyone's like "Oh my god! What are you going to do for money? What about the MONEY???" And I say simply, "Sell crack in the West Village and foot fetish modeling".

Me on Careers (how appropriate):

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Desi Gets Real

So I went to the first shoot of Pan Desi's new reality show, "DesiNova". Eagerly waiting for the cameras to roll, I was like I can get used to this thinking "Kim Kardashian, watch out. It's my butt to shine now!". But then after head bumping several camera people (unintentional of course), making the contestants red-faced and running to the bar with my racy questions, and then to top it off getting taped with dribbly pasta sauce on my chin, I realized I could never do it again. As much as I love cameras like the next attention whore, I can only handle three at a time and maybe four if I am feeling exceptionally insecure. But hey if Last Comic Standing knocks on my door, who am I kidding? Bring on the camera orgy!

DesiNova Promo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87LksZms74