Quit, Quit, Quit

So, I'm planning to quit my job in the next few months. I know a smart decision considering the plunging economy. But I figure I'll have more time for my comedy and acting pursuits and less money for booze (that's good news for my liver!). Of course I have thought this over five million times, and have prompted tell all my friends and even strangers on the train about this life decision. Everyone's like "Oh my god! What are you going to do for money? What about the MONEY???" And I say simply, "Sell crack in the West Village and foot fetish modeling".

Me on Careers (how appropriate):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJDUtR6MmFU